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HEY PRINCESS - Fetch me a BEER!

I see dumb people.

667 - The Neighbor of the BEAST

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?

Bad Cop - No Donut!

I make stuff up.

Do you know why they call it PMS? Mad Cow was already taken.

How do you like my BOO BEES?

Show me your BOO BEES

(heart moniter graph flat-lining in the middle) "For a minute there, you bored me to death."

It's all fun & games until someone loses an eye.

Does NOT play well with others.

HONK If You See Parts Fall Off

For you... I would eat a bug.

Drink your beer, there are sober people in China

Boldly Going Nowhere

(Front) "Fun University" (Back) "FU"

If life gives you lemons... Track down some vodka.

I have too much blood in my alcohol system.

I have too much blood in my caffeine system.

As a matter of fact, I do know Jack Shit.

Blondes have more fun... because they're easily amuzed.

(Front)MOM 01 (Back)I've done 1,000 loads of laundry, washed 3,000 baby bottles, spent hours in labor BEFORE the epideral, been embarrassed in public, been burped on, wet on & ignored... and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Sugar Daddy

Sugar Baby

Fat old lady typing in chat room (f/19/blond wanna chat?)

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