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HEY PRINCESS - Fetch me a BEER!
667 - The Neighbor of the BEAST
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?
Do you know why they call it PMS? Mad Cow was already taken.
(heart moniter graph flat-lining in the middle) "For a minute there, you bored me to death."
It's all fun & games until someone loses an eye.
Does NOT play well with others.
HONK If You See Parts Fall Off
Drink your beer, there are sober people in China
(Front) "Fun University" (Back) "FU"
If life gives you lemons... Track down some vodka.
I have too much blood in my alcohol system.
I have too much blood in my caffeine system.
As a matter of fact, I do know Jack Shit.

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